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It is good to see that NIT MUN is back again this year .Unusual as it may seem ,it was surprising indeed to see that atleast 40 delegates ‘did’ turn up for the conference .As expected the delegate of India did turn up late for the conference .The conference did exhibit formality and substance with a dash of humour here and there .

Delegates of Pakistan ,Israel at times made sure to break the ice built up in the conference room .Israel kept on claiming that they do not have any nuclear weapons , but we know the truth :P . India and Pakistan buried the hatchet and decided to work against the delegate of U.S.A. (they might have forgot the fact that they are good allies of U.S.A. ).

The delegate of Pakistan seems to be having his share of fun .The delegate was raising his placard for every speech and comment made during the conference .Fed up with the delegate, the chair kicked him out of the conference for 3 minutes ,but he was back within 1 minute ; now that’s a mystery.

We also noticed Father Ryan, the delegate from Vatican City ,going around preaching religion to other delegates until the delegate of Afghanistan said he would blow up the Father.

Imagine a scenario where a pack of wolves is tearing up a cute little bunny; that was the atmosphere at the conference during discussion of the first topic “changing the NPT”. Pakistan, Iran and north Korea (he was crazy) on one side and U-SUK alliance (humorous name for the US and UK alliance) on the other were the main fighters seen .in the end the latter just couldn’t handle “AXIS OF EVIL”.

We noticed that during every unmoderated caucus, the chair and some delegates along with a press corp. member were seen going to an isolated area to have a breath of FRESH air ( if you know what we mean )!!

During the afternoon session ,the secretary general alerted the committee of a crisis in the south Asia, where it seemed India attacked Pakistan .How ironical it may seem that during the morning session India was supporting Pakistan. Well the crisis resulted in the verbal bludgeoning of the Indian delegate. The editorial has just this to say :”PEACE BE UPON HIS HEAVILY BATTERED SOUL!!”.

Well how boring the conference maybe in the end it was spiced up by the declaration of the best dressed delegate. The declaration of the best dressed female delegate :P; actually set out fireworks in the conference(just humour here).

With this tumultuous event lets hope that for the upcoming SPRINGSPREE NITMUN, there will be more participation from the students and most important of all… better food!!